Celebrities And Their Handbags

Here Blake Lively is sporting a huge expensive Chanel handbag worth more than a London bus conductors annual salary, plus all the 'overtime' acquired from selling all the leftover drugs, umbrellas and flick knives that people lose down the side of the seats. I know you are reading this Rupert, so please stop selling all the lost property items on eBay, I'm not stupid, I know all the 2am phone calls are not wrong numbers wanting the local Chinese takeaway.

Anyhoos, this ludicrous wig wearing ghoulish vampire staring menacingly through his sunglasses, is Karl Lagerfield, a bona fide 100% undisputably certifiably insane head fashion designer.  As Black Adder would say He's mad! He's mad. He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition. When not out and about during the hours of darkness and inbetween moon howling sessions the all black wearing blood sucker loves nothing better than having a good ole fashioned bitching session. After standing next to Blake Lively at the “Mademoiselle” promotion all smiles (that is actually the biggest smile he can muster  without his cheek implants and nose falling off, ear to ear baby!) he went back stage according to reports and went on and on about Blakes apparent hunch back and excessively masculine hands and oversized feet.

Scary Karl Lagerfeld has been lauded as the most respected and influential fashion designer in the history of fashion after Versace got whacked. Versace must have owed the Mob a whole bunch of money just like Krusty The Clown did in 'The Simpsons.' His unbelievable designs have graced the bodies of world renowned celebrities including Kate Moss and Bet Lynch and have controlled the runways for many years. Born in Hamburg in 1938, Karl had a passion for designer clothing since he was as little as 10 years old. When he turned 12, he immigrated to Paris, plonked on a set of oversized all black sunglasses and as they say, the rest is history.

How good does rock chick Rihanna look here with her designer Fendi Zucca clutch bag? Thats one big clutch bag. At least if it starts pouring down with rain, she won't need an umbrella, she can simply use her oversized clutch bag to cover her wig, 'because when the sun shines, we'll shine together, told you I'll be here forever.' Said I'll always be your friend Took an oath, I'ma stick it out to the end. You can stand under my umbrella (Ella ella, ay ay ay), Under my umbrella (Ella ella, ay ay ay), Under my umbrella (Ella ella, ay ay ay), Under my umbrella (Ella ella, ay ay ay ay, ay ay).

There must be thousands of people all over the world that simply adore and idolise Lady Gaga, much like everybody did in the 80's with Bros and in the 90's with Timmy Mallet. Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me, Papa-paparazzi. When I say thousands, of course I really mean hundreds, but hey ho, who is counting.  Some love her for her catchy 'songs', others for eccentric behavior, still others for her inimitable style, never more on display here in this Freddie Mercury inspired gimp outfit.

On the arm of a doctor or a teacher, this stylish black handbag could be elegant and rather sophisticated but of course on the arm of Lady Gaga it looks rather seedy and sordid. You know if the box were to be opened up it would be full to the brim with rampant rabbits and torture equipment. Still, if Miss Gaga ever stops making irritating pop songs at least she could become a full time clothes horse or something like that, the girl holds a bag just like a shop mannequin would. Spooky.